Back To School

So, it's getting to be that time of year again....Where teachers cry, and parents rejoice.

 

BACK TO SCHOOL! 

 In a little more than a week, my teacher friends and I will be heading back to our classrooms to prepare for our little darlings to arrive.  In order to keep us in good spirits, here's a little funny:

Enjoy your last week off!

Curl-tastic

For those of you who aren't familiar with Style Lush and Food Lush, here's your chance to learn about two of the coolest blogs on the planet.  I have to admit I have been checking out Style Lush almost daily for over the past year, and am always amazed at the fabulous things posted.  They always give great ideas and tips for house, beauty, and shopping.  Lots of fun!  Today, I logged on and saw one of the BEST tips yet!  Are you ready????

NO. HEAT. CURLS.

Yes, you heard that right......curls without a curling iron or rollers.  Check out the post here:

http://www.stylelushblog.com/2011/07/gorgeous-no-heat-curls.html

I've got my hair in the cute updo now, and am anxiously awaiting my "curly-do" later!!  Enjoy!

Confessions of a Shopaholic

They say the first step in getting over an addiction is admitting it is a problem .  So, here it goes....

I am a shopaholic.  I love to shop.

This wouldn't be such a bad addiction if I were a millionaire.  Unfortunately, I have yet to hit the lottery, or find a Sugar Daddy.  HOWEVER, I have found a small solution that helps me to stretch my money just a little bit farther....

Ebates is an awesome website that PAYS YOU TO SHOP.  That's right ladies and gentlemen.  All you have to do is sign up for an account, and then log onto their website before you shop for anything online.  They will not only find coupons for you, but will also give you cash back on all of your purchases (Paid through check or paypal four times a year).  Also, they do promotions with stores and send giftcards and freebies to you when you make certain purchases.  I got a $10 Target gift card the other day!!

Hmm...speaking of that gift card....

Public Service Announcement

Just in case you didn't know:

Shaving and Driving Don't Mix

File Cabinet Friday - Skip to my lou, my darling....

Did you every skip class?

Did you ever get caught?

Did you ever get caught by your teacher when you were walking from McDonald's with a soda on the side of the road?

Well, today, kids from my school can say they have had this honor.  I suspect, over the next couple of weeks, the conversations will go something like this:

Mrs. Shaw's student:  Dude I have a crazy day! I didn't feel like going back to class after lunch, so I left campus.
Friend:  Where did ya go?
Mrs. Shaw's student:  Well, it was HOT, so my buddies and I walked to the McDonald's about 2 miles away.
Friend:  Sodas?  That's cool....
Mrs. Shaw's student:  Yeah, it was real cool....until we started walking back toward the mall....
Friend:  What happened then?
Mrs. Shaw's student:  Well, I see the car go by real slow.  Then, suddenly, the car did a U-turn, came back around and pulled up to us.
Friend:  Was it one of your "homeboys"???
Mrs. Shaw's student:  No.  Actually, it was my teacher, Mrs. Shaw.  I had skipped her class, and she caught me.
Friend:  WHAT!?!?!?
Mrs. Shaw's student:  Yeah.  Normally, she is teaching then, so I don't have to worry about her catching me.  But, apparently she left school early to go pick up some stuff for some stupid club she sponsors.
Friend:  Dude....clubs are dumb.  What did she say!?!?!
Mrs. Shaw's student:  Well, I'm not really sure, because I blacked out when she pulled up and rolled down the window....but, I believe she yelled something at me like, " WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!  WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL!!!"
Friend:  Aww man...
Mrs. Shaw's student:  Yeah.  It was bad.  I didn't know what to say, so I just stood there.  I mean, she was supposed to be teaching!!!
Friend:  Dude....
Mrs. Shaw's student:   It was pretty bad.  Once I could talk again, I asked her if she had to write me up.  She told me I was lucky that she wasn't on the phone with the school deputy to come get me.
Friend:  You are lucky!!
Mrs. Shaw's student:  Nah man....actually I'm not, cause she did call school and tell them.  They called my mom, and now I'm in some deep @#$@.
Friend:  Oh no!  That sucks.

So yes, after I caught them, I called the school, and reported my "skippers."  I can't wait to see their happy smiling faces on Monday, after they sweat it out all weekend.  Maybe they will think twice about skipping next time....or, at least, they will be a little more discreet about it!!!

File Cabinet Friday

As a teacher, you never know what will show up on your desk at the end of the day.  Wednesday, I got an interesting surprise from one of my students.

BEST COMPLIMENT EVER:

Better RECOGNIZE.

File Cabinet Friday - Parental Advisory

There's an old saying that goes, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."  Being a teacher, only confirms daily that this wise saying is true, and today's File Cabinet Friday is the ultimate example.

A friend of mine who teaches at a high school sent me an email correspondence they recently had with a parent that I have to share with you.  This teacher had welcomed some new students in her classroom, and was attempting to re-establish her classroom culture, by adjusting her seating chart.  As she was moving students' seats, she moved a current student to sit next to a new student.  As the current student moved, the teacher overheard the new student whisper to her friend, "I'm going to tease the shit out of this girl."  The teacher, immediately reprimanded the girl, reminding her of the school wide bullying policy, and explaining consequences of such behavior.  Later, she attempted to call the parent, to no avail, and finally sent a simple email explaining the situation, her classroom behavior policies, and asking the parent to assist in resolving the issue.  Below is a picture of the email:

It was a standard email, consisting of two paragraphs....nothing extreme.  But, what you really need to see was the parent response:

The BEST line of this entire email is:  "She isn't in school for moral teaching from her english teacher but an education of a subject for which you went to school for."  Wow.  Unfortunately for Mr. ____, what he lacks in understanding, is that it IS up to the teacher to instill morality and/or support the moral teachings of parents when students are in our classroom.  In addition, it is also a teacher's charge to provide a "safe" learning environment for their students.  This includes an environment WITHOUT harassment and/or bullying.  Only after you establish your culture and community, can you truly give your students "an education of a subject for which you went to school for."