File Cabinet Friday

Kids Say The Darndest Things

Have you ever stopped and listened to kids?  They really are funny - regardless of age.  As you all know, I teach 9th grade High School Students who are in need of Intensive Reading (Well, some are in need of Intensive Everything).  For this File Cabinet Friday, I thought I would share funny things I've heard in my classroom.  Any student names have been changed, and yes, these are real.  I know, I know....I wouldn't have believed it myself if I wasn't there.  Enjoy!!

Funny #1

Student:  Miss, Miss!! 
Me:  Yes?
Student:  Did JFK die???  I mean, I know he was assassinated....but is he dead?!?!?!?
Me:  Uh....Well...


Funny #2

Me:  Recently, there was an incident at Sea World where a trainer was killed by a whale.  Now, many people are saying that the whale should be killed because of the event.
(STUDENT RAISES HAND ENTHUSIASTICALLY)
Me:  Sally Jo....You have something you'd like to add?
Student:  Yeah Miss!!  They can't kill that whale!  That whale was just doin' it's job!!  I mean, it's called a "Killer Whale!!"
Me:  **Sigh**


Funny #3

Me:  Choose a quote from the book that you are reading that is important to you, and tell me why it means something to you.
Student:  I chose "He committed adultery."
Me:  *Pause*  Umm...Ok.  Why did you choose this quote?  Why is that quote important to you?
Student:  'Cause Miss....I think it's good to try to act like an adult.
Me:  *Remind myself silently to close my mouth so I don't catch any flies*  Uh....Ok...Umm....Billy Bob...is that what you think "adultery" means???
Student:  Yeah.
Me:  *Sigh*  Ok.  See me after class please.