Kids Say The Darndest Things
Have you ever stopped and listened to kids? They really are funny - regardless of age. As you all know, I teach 9th grade High School Students who are in need of Intensive Reading (Well, some are in need of Intensive Everything). For this File Cabinet Friday, I thought I would share funny things I've heard in my classroom. Any student names have been changed, and yes, these are real. I know, I know....I wouldn't have believed it myself if I wasn't there. Enjoy!!
Funny #1
Student: Miss, Miss!!
Me: Yes?
Student: Did JFK die??? I mean, I know he was assassinated....but is he dead?!?!?!?
Me: Uh....Well...
Funny #2
Me: Recently, there was an incident at Sea World where a trainer was killed by a whale. Now, many people are saying that the whale should be killed because of the event.
(STUDENT RAISES HAND ENTHUSIASTICALLY)
Me: Sally Jo....You have something you'd like to add?
Student: Yeah Miss!! They can't kill that whale! That whale was just doin' it's job!! I mean, it's called a "Killer Whale!!"
Me: **Sigh**
Funny #3
Me: Choose a quote from the book that you are reading that is important to you, and tell me why it means something to you.
Student: I chose "He committed adultery."
Me: *Pause* Umm...Ok. Why did you choose this quote? Why is that quote important to you?
Student: 'Cause Miss....I think it's good to try to act like an adult.
Me: *Remind myself silently to close my mouth so I don't catch any flies* Uh....Ok...Umm....Billy Bob...is that what you think "adultery" means???
Student: Yeah.
Me: *Sigh* Ok. See me after class please.